by KITARA| April 1, 2023 With the results of the 2023 Associated Student Body election finally and fully released, Saint Francis is proud to have had the opportunity to conduct an exercise […]
Ghost of the 100 building wreaks havoc
by Casper Hundo and Julius Ceasar in the Freezer | April 1, 2023 An angry ghost seemingly exposed by the demolition of the 100 building has terrorized Saint Francis for the past […]
EXCLUSIVE: incendiary letters between Legacy and Brother Fisher intercepted
by 006 and 008 | April 1, 2023 While the Lancer community has been focusing on the brand new Eggers Innovation Center, The Lancer intercepted some eye-opening letters between the football field, […]
The swinging solution to lunchtime boredom
by Simple Simon | April 1, 2023 Ever since the downsizing of the Quad, the creation of the Urban Bloc, and the removal of the terraced picnic table area due to the […]
Holy Crocs!: a dress code debacle-crocle
by CrocELLA and Lyle, Lyle the Crocodile | April 1, 2023 On the eve of yet another alteration to the Saint Francis Dress Code, students noticed a particularly surprising addition—Crocs. According to […]
Malfunctioning ceiling charging cable unveils sinister, clandestine plans
by Wrun A. Wai Kourd | April 1, 2023 Ever since the opening of the Eggers Innovation Center, students have marveled at the charging ports installed in the ceilings of many second-floor […]
New virus sweeps through Saint Francis
by B. Rizz and Hella Slaie | April 1, 2023 A new health crisis has penetrated the halls of Saint Francis High School, and no amount of Clorox wipes or contact tracing […]
“Chech Plus” program to be implemented at Saint Francis
by chechluvrs<3 | April 1, 2023 Mr. Michael Chechelnitsky was recently identified as the school’s leader in innovation this year—a well-deserved title given his tireless dedication to pushing the boundaries of math […]
Brain Dump: the importance of consensus in conversation
by Arhana Aatresh (’23) | October 7, 2022 Welcome to Brain Dump! I’m excited for a year of exploring the mysteries and wonders of our brain and how they manifest in our […]
Students with “Saint Francis” lanyards hanging from their pockets found mysteriously tangled together
by Nissan Altima (’22) | April 1, 2022 Tragedy recently struck when twenty Saint Francis seniors rushing to the parking lot after school were entangled by their lanyards. One of Saint Francis’s […]
Two hundred Saint Francis students wiping turf off their posteriors tapped for Carnegie Hall residency
by Hahnz Immur and Jun W. Leamz | April 1, 2022 Two hundred Saint Francis students were recently invited to play at the world-renowned Carnegie Hall after a fire drill left the […]
An open letter to the 300 building construction site
April 1, 2022 My Dearest Construction, You beckon my attention with your imposing, obstreperous clangs. As I try to calculate the acceleration of a car during my physics test at 8:23 A.M., […]
Top ten inspirational quotes by Saint Francis teachers
by Aye N. Spire and Mo T. Vay-Shunal | April 1, 2022 Every Saint Francis educator’s goal is to help their students learn and discover a passion. Certain staff members are known […]
Horoscopes: the week of April 1, 2022
April 1, 2022 Aries (March 21 to April 19): It’s Aries season! This is your time to shine brighter than phone flashlights at a Pitbull concert. Maybe you can finally channel some […]
Innovation Center subcontractors design air conditioning systems in accordance with Ikezi’s gargantuan head
by Carol Donnell, undercover contributing writer | April 1, 2022 The soon-to-be-finished Innovation Center will be a truly magnificent building, filled with classrooms, labs, and open collaborative spaces. In good news for […]
SHOCKING: leaked document reveals new policies regarding summative grades
by Bobert Woodward, investigative reporter | April 1, 2022 At Saint Francis, grade curving is always welcomed — but not anymore. Beginning in the 2022-23 school year, three new policies will be […]
April 1, 2022 Can you solve The Lancer‘s first ever spin on Wordle? If you solve the Lancerdle in three tries or less, email firstname.lastname@example.org a screenshot of your victory for a […]
Speech and Debate Team forced to replace “Mamma Mia!” cast after choir and band students prepare for Scotland trip to visit Shrek
by Quinn Quire and Barry D. Bates | April 1, 2022 The Saint Francis choir and band were ecstatic to receive news last week that they will be graced with the presence […]
Movie, TV, and music recommendations from math teacher Mr. Michael Chechelnitsky
by chech4ever and chechluvrs<3 | April 1, 2022 Mr. Mike Chechelnitsky is undoubtedly one of the most beloved educators at this school. From teaching math to coaching water polo, Mr. Chech has […]
Sonya Bhagwan (’24) is a Contributing Writer for The Lancer.
Gabriella Russakow (’23) is a Contributing Photographer for Vol. 58 of The Lancer.
Lauren Kelly (’26) is a Contributing Writer for The Lancer.
Humans of Saint Francis: Class of 2022 Homecoming Court
by Anika Jain (’22) | November 19, 2021 One of Saint Francis’s most beloved traditions is the Homecoming Court, which consists of student leaders from the senior class who best represent the […]
Following fake bomb threat, Saint Francis students and faculty reflect on the evacuation
by Anika Jain (’22), Arhana Aatresh (’23), Louis Chavey (’22), and Nikita Senthil (’23)| October 11, 2021 On October 5 at around 1 P.M., Saint Francis received a series of phone calls […]
Researchers discover new COVID-19 symptom among infected teens
by Aunty Vax, pharmaceutical professional | March 30, 2021 No student is stranger to the fact that the past year disrupted the traditional academic cycle. Unable to meet with teachers and peers, […]
Portable classroom on the loose!
by Wheelie Williams and Rollanda Reynolds | March 30, 2021 In the summer of 2020, St. Francis added portable classrooms across the campus to accommodate ongoing construction in the 300 building. On […]
How to pass every English class at Saint Francis ever
by Pun-dit LaBlague | March 30, 2021 Do your excuses for late work ever feel staler than a piece of catcher-in-the-rye bread? Are they as old and pruny as a raisin in […]
Saint Francis’s very own @sfhs_activities invited to join the Hype House
by Charlotte D’Anelio and Dixon D’Anelio, TikTok veterans | March 30, 2021 A new social media sensation emerges from the shadows. Saint Francis’s very own @sfhs_activities went viral last week when one […]
The best places to cry on campus
by Em O. Shunal and Brae K. Doun | March 30, 2021 School is, plainly put, stressful. Whatever the reason may be, we all cry, especially thanks to those irksome high school […]
Horoscopes: the week of April 1, 2021
March 30, 2021 Aries (March 21 to April 19): It’s your time to shine! Now that you are in the spotlight again, use it! Channel your passion and headstrong personality to make […]
March 30, 2021 Can you solve this incredibly difficult crossword? It’s challenging, we know. Email email@example.com for the answer key once you inevitably accept defeat. https://crosswordlabs.com/embed/set-crossword This article is part of an […]
BREAKING: New zoomative grades expected soon
by Chris Bumstead, undercover investigator | March 30, 2021 Ah, the joys of virtual learning. For over a year, we have been able to wake up and then go back to bed—for […]
NASA unveils its latest rover’s unimaginable success: navigating the landscape of Ikezi’s head
by Carol Donnell, undercover contributing writer | March 30, 2021 Scientists and engineers at the NASA’s Jet Propulsion Laboratory, in Pasadena, California, rejoiced this past Thursday when a decade of planning and […]
Isabella Ortuondo (’23) is currently the Vol. 59 Art Editor for The Lancer. She was a Contributing Artist for Vol. 57.
Riley Walukiewicz (’24) is the Vol. 58 and Vol. 59 Photography Editor for The Lancer. She was a Contributing Photographer for Vol. 57.
Devin Feathers (’21) was the Vol. 56 and Vol. 57 Photography Editor for The Lancer.
Janani Sriram (’21) was the Vol. 57 Science Editor for The Lancer. She was also a Staff Writer for Vol. 56.
Maggie Peterson (’21) was the Vol. 56 and Vol. 57 Food Editor for The Lancer.
Selina Coxon (’21) was the Vol. 57 Entertainment Editor for The Lancer.
Shyna Ballal (’21) was the Vol. 57 Entertainment Editor for The Lancer. She was also the Vol. 55 and Vol. 56 Sports Editor.
Elise Yang (’21) was the Vol. 56 and Vol. 57 News Editor for The Lancer.
Ava Hennen (’20) is the Vol. 57 and Vol. 58 Senior Arts Editor for The Lancer. She was a Vol. 56 Photography Editor.
Brooke Morey (’20) was a contributing photographer for The Lancer.
Amulya Aaditham (’22) contributes photography for The Lancer.
Sabrina Vidal (’21) was the Vol. 57 Editor-In-Chief for The Lancer. She was also the Vol. 56 News Editor.
Aryan Bhardwaj (’21) was the Vol. 57 Editor-In-Chief for The Lancer. He was also the Vol. 55 and Vol. 56 Science Editor.
Da Hee Yang
Da Hee Yang (’23) is the Vol. 57, Vol. 58, and Vol. 59 Opinions Editor for The Lancer. She authored the Sports Column “ViewPoint.” She was a Staff Writer for Vol. 56 […]
Amaya Malik (’22) is the Vol. 57 and Vol. 58 Entertainment Editor for The Lancer. She was a Staff Writer for Vol. 56.
Arianne Nguyen (’21) was the Vol. 55 and Vol. 56 Editor-In-Chief for The Lancer.
Catherine Ling (’20) contributed photography for The Lancer.