April 29, 2020
A pun-damental reading list curated for Saint Francis try-hards and teachers’ pets
Lautenslagerhouse-Five
Parry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone
The Gibbs of Wrath
The Adventures of Haag-leberry Finn
Bless Me, MeultimaThis article is part of an April Fool’s edition of the paper. We regret to inform you that the content contained therein is fictional.